When I was younger, my dad would always say "you're too boy crazy for your own good" because I loved being surrounded by boys...
A couple weeks ago, there was a little spot of water running through the grout from under our toilet. Neither Brett nor I could figure out where the leak was coming from or if there was even a leak. So, we cleaned it up and continued on with life, thinking this household problem fit into the "wait and see" category.
Well last weekend we went on a little trip to St. George. When we came home, I was overwhelmed by the smell of sour urine! I had cleaned the bathrooms before we left (one of my many compulsive habits) so naturally, I was going crazy trying to figure out what was going on... After washing the walls next to, behind, above, and all around the toilet, I still couldn't get rid of the smell. The same grout spot under and around the toilet looked damp, so I said "that's it- there's some kind of leak," and I immediately called a plumber.
When the plumber came I told him "I can't figure out where the leak is coming from, but something is wrong! This toilet is making me crazy!"
After thoroughly checking it out, the plumber asked, "You have little boys, right?"
"Yes," (Did the rowdy little sword fighters give it away?)
"Well, I don't think you have a problem with your toilet, I think this is a different issue." He went on to shine his flashlight back behind the toilet to that nasty discolored grout spot and slowly moved the beam upward. "As you can see, someone is hitting the back of the toilet and it's dripping onto this exact spot. Your toilet is working, it's just a problem with little boys as they work on their aim."
Sure enough, there it was. "Oh my goodness, I have never felt so embarrassed, I'm so sorry to have wasted your time."
"Don't worry," he smiled. "I see it all the time. It's just a part of having a bunch of boys." (He didn't even charge for the service call- I must've looked that pathetic.)
How my boys have managed to continually hit that exact crevice, I'll never know. What makes me the most crazy, is that even with all my mad cleaning skills I have somehow managed to miss this?!?
It's Finally Finished!
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